Monday, November 20, 2006

A Vision of Things to Come


While only a wee little lass I aspired to be the girl in The Art of Noise "Close To The Edit" video. Not only did she have remarkable fashion sense and awesome hair and make-up, she was allowed to exhibit any aggro tendency her little punk heart desired. On top of all of these selling points, she destroyed in time with the music! Perfection! Hit anything I like with a wrench? Scream HEY to my hearts content? Have a team of minions follow me around to assist with wreaking havoc in an abandoned train yard? A girl can dream, can't she? I am still dreaming now.

And don't even get me started on how AWESOME the song is. . .

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, to answer the question I'M afraid of the Art of Noise.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant thrift-store find and keen observation, Clancy! If my memory serves me well, you WERE that punkr grrl. (an' we've got photos of you in your "Pat Benatar Jacket" to prove it.)

Deconstuctionist says: To hell wit classical music, yo. I hade ut! I want to join the three old men with bad hair and tube socks party hell-bent on crushing the establishment! They seem hep enough...gotta love having minions.

Try this dress on for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVnKnFK8gRE

F'n a. This shi iz off da chain, y'all.

PS (sound at the end = secret recording of you behind a dumpster in an alley near you.)


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6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That video made my afternoon!

You'd have done great in the video, and if you don't get to do your Little Superstar routine, destructive punk kid is always a good backup.

(Mental note: stand well clear of Classy when wielding a wrench and shouting hey!)

10:09 AM  
Blogger classyandfancy said...

Cherry- I am impressed by your honesty. It takes one hell of a man to admit that he is afraid of an 8 year old girl.

Anon only- I am pleased that we see eye to eye unlike Dottie Dog and Woolma Lamb.

I just purchased Crimes of Passion on vinyl earlier this week. I am reliving it all over again.

And, Pizzazz and the Misfits, holy schmoly! Jem makes a nice hopping surfboard. More zah brah!

Matt- I sense an 07 Halloween costume. I think it is in people's best interest to stand clear of Classy at all times!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This chick and Little Superstar would spawn the scariest/coolest kids ever. Let's get on that project right away. The fate of the world relies on it . . .

11:10 PM  
Blogger darci ann said...

holy holy awesome-ness on soo many levels. -xoxo- thank you.

12:38 AM  
Blogger darci ann said...

PS. I forgot, distracted by the sheer complete awesome-ness of that video... thinking of you in La Quinta, CA, visiting my parents, browsing the internet, bored, it's 1030, they're asleep.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/11/22/thailand.pandas.ap/index.html

12:39 AM  
Blogger darci ann said...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/11/22/thailand.pandas.ap/index.html

how rude, that link got cut off.

Blue videos spark panda love, researchers say
POSTED: 9:59 p.m. EST, November 22, 2006

12:40 AM  
Blogger classyandfancy said...

Dr. Ken- To ensure total world domination via procreation, Lil' would definitely have to climb punk'r. Stilts will be involved.

Darci- I enjoy that I am in your "late" night thoughts and that these thoughts involve pandas gettin' it ON!

9:32 AM  
Blogger darci ann said...

oh my god, the panda bears and porn are back. featured on MS NBC today! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852885/

β€œIt works,” enthuses Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert, about showing uninitiated males DVDs of fellow pandas mating. It is one of many techniques tried over the decades to get captive pandas β€” notoriously poor breeders β€” to do it, and do it right.


so random I know.. but i had to laugh.

7:46 PM  

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