Wednesday, August 06, 2008


Hey homeboys & homegirls. Party people in the place to be. In keeping with my on-going blog & life lameness as j.gong so enjoys to remind about, I'm giving you my first post in over 2 months! But, dearests, this post will not disappoint for a) It's in easily digestible list form and b) It will give you prime material to make fun of Classy until the next post.

The THIRTY for my DIRTY THIRTY (much thanks to Chicago White Sox player/mascot/goatee bleacher/captain morgan posing Nick Swisher for the phraseology) aka Classy Plans on Packing in Enough Birthday Activity to Blow Your Mind

The following are what I intend to do in honor of my 30th birthday. Not on the actual day, mind you, I'm not that insano, but rather within the 30 days following the momentous day of my birth, today. Here are the first five of the thirty.

1)High Speed Indoor Go Karts
I will organize a group outing a take a trip to Addison, IL for some high octane, full throttle, in your face, XTREME racing. I am a huge fan of auto racing, not that this is anything near the real thing, but I at least hope to have a side car and travel at 3mph with an elderly Asian companion at my side.

2) Cedar Point
In keeping with the race/thrill enthusiast theme, I want to go to Cedar Point if only to ride the Top Thrill Dragster again. I've been there twice so far and I must admit that this park is balls out the best there is Yes, the world, even though I only have the lame ass Six Flags Great America and the almost as lame Kings Island to compare it to.

3)Roy Ayers
See that's me in the crowd JAMMING! Roy Ayers will be at the Country Club Hills Theater on August 23rd and I am going to go all crazy style and let my vibraphone hang out. I love love love going to shows where people are gettin' down and at Roy Ayers I know I am guaranteed to see and partake in some gettin' down with the clown.

4) Chicago White Sox vs. Boston Red Sox
I'm going to this Saturday night's game with some of my dearest family members, friends, and lovahs! I'm 6-0 this season when I'm there to watch, including last night's come from behind 14 inning game capped off by a three run homer by Nick Swisher that knocked in my husband Carlos Quentin and concubine Jermaine Dye. It's also beach night and my Dad plans on wearing a Speedo and stocking the car full of Old Styles for some pre-game callistetics. Lord help me.

5) Golden Corral Buffet
I love buffets in all shapes. They help me maintain my girlish figure. I love the circus that is Golden Corral because you are corralled once you enter and then people fight over the best pieces of meat! They also have Fanta. I plan on having three courses of only carbs and two course of desserts. This will be my first course, and maybe my second.


Blogger The [Cherry] Ride said...

Happy Birfday.

O, and Numbers 1 & 5? -- I am totally there.

5:57 PM  
Blogger 5 of 9er said...

Nothing like your dad in a Speedo to help celebrate the big 30. Happy Happy. Now you're old enough to babysit - just in time!

10:15 AM  
Blogger Kadonkadonk said...


3:09 PM  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Where in the hell is that buffet? I've never heard of it.

I bet I could do DAMAGE there.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Julie_Gong said...

why doesn't it surprise me that you like auto racing and old country buffet.

happy birthday 47 days late!

8:38 AM  
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2:32 AM  
Anonymous Skyler said...

wow, that sounds like a generous offer from you really have the hook up.

how many of these things did you do already? bday month is officially over now, so it's too late..

3:30 PM  

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